Ok, that "Noob Friendly" is propably a lie, but I have to attract your attention somehow :D
Nonetheless is scripting a Web 2.0 engine "kind of easy" compared to other platforms, because of its static nature. You have to define all fields just one time, they will (hopefully) never change as there is only one URL to target. The only disadvantage they have is that they are more difficult to debug.
Before we dig harder into that coding stuff I want to recommend you to use/download/install these tools:
If thats too "hardcore" for you already, you can stop reading right now. Anyone else, fasten your seatbelts